The internet is full of ‘cat type shit’ and it can get pretty old at times.. but let us be honest for a moment: cats deserve this sort of recognition.

They’re hilarious.

Almost every cat is capable of inducing laughter as long as it’s in the mood to make you laugh. Cats know they’re funny - they have to.

My cat is lying on the couch right now, pretty inconspicuous right? Wrong.

She’s being hilarious. I’m watching her and the way she has her little face smushed into the blanket and her little furry sausage legs curled under her chin is absolutely priceless.

I really do like cats.. and I’m not even really a ‘cat person’. I hate that expression anyway. I love all animals.. I have had every type of pet and right now I happen to have a cat and a bunny. They’re both pretty awesome but Alley is definitely the comedian out of the two. Pikachu is sort of a bitch.. but I love her to bits.

I have had LOADS of cats.. it’s kind of odd when I think about it.

My cats have been named:

Alley
Bob
Dustin
Fat
& Cleo
They were all pretty awesome.

I really miss Dustin because he was my cat forever and he was sort of the creature that taught me everything I know about wisdom. Dope cat.

Thanks for reading and I hope you love your animal, whatever its species.

- Evan

So I’m not exactly sure what vapid means. I mean.. I really like the word, but..

Ok, Buffy in the episode Homecoming uses it as a comeback to Cordelia. She’s all “Vapid whore!” and Cordelia feels real bad.

I’m not sure where I’m going with this..

I’m going to look it up, one sec.






Ok, I’m back.

Yeah. That’s exactly what I thought it meant. Hmm.. is this vapid? Is what I’m doing at this very moment vapid? How similar is vapidness to existentialism?

How lame is existentialism?

Jeeze, get over it folks: you are a meat sack and you like to eat delicious food. It’s awesome.

Back on topic.

These are not vapid thoughts. They are SUPER calculated.

It’s just that they’re being calculated by a dude who is eating beef stew and trying to clean his desk while writing this blog post.

Blog.. weird word.

Alright, till next time gentlefolk.

Have a wonderful day!

It’s all in the title, my friend.

     Once upon a time we subscribed to beliefs, followed leaders and made friends with our neighbours.

     Now folks ask us to subscribe to watch them do benign and often not-very-funny or even entertaining things on the internet. You are TOLD to follow people who will in the end provide you with a few good links and a couple of chuckles - but you in no way pledge your loyalty. I wish there was a way I could feel that bond without having to join a cult. Lastly I would like to address ‘friends’ - a friend was once the person you asked for advice or needed help skinning a buffalo, and now it’s just some little white 1 in a red box beside the silhouette of a man’s torso in front of a woman’s.

     I urge you to try and find the truth in these three words and actually make commitments that mean something to you. Subscribe to those you believe in- and not simply as a tool to promote your own endeavours. Take the time to see if you appreciate the content they create. Follow those who you hope to learn from - who can offer you wisdom, guidance or advice that you may find valuable.

     Finally I wish that you only become ‘friends’ with those you would be there for in their time of need. True friends are invaluable so offer friendship to those that are either already your friends or those that you desire to be your friends. I’m not criticizing anyone’s actions here: I myself am guilty of all three misguided actions.

     At the end of the day - it’s up to you. I just hope that people can learn from classical values, modern values and the new ones we forge with each day. I feel pleased and grateful that I have so many subscribers, friends and followers - and I wish you the same.

p.s. No number is too few. Especially when you choose wisely.